McCain chose Palin as his running mate.

  1. He plans to use her voice as a weapon of mass….something.  Probably assuming it’s so awful to listen to - that we won’t,  therefore she doesn’t need to say anything substantive.
  2. He really believes that a election-turning percentage…oh, say 9%… of Republican men vote with a portion of their anatomy other than the one with which they speak.
  3. Since the Democrats didn’t pick a woman, HE did.  Any one will do right?  Which would explain why he skipped over so many of the more qualified Republican women.  (Well…of course those QUALIFIED Republican women want to kill those poor babies…)
  4. It was the best way to lock in that valuable right-wing fundamentalist loon vote.  She ought to do it.
  5. You know that parent you hate from the PTA?  The one who’s always standing up to argue about something superficial when the meeting should be over?  The one who’s complaining about the trash out front while half the kids can’t read?  The one who wants “that book” taken off  the reading list?  The one who does her kid’s homework so it will look better than other kids’?  I think Palin is like that woman.  I guess John McCain thought we needed that parent at our big ole PTA meetin’ in Washington.  Oh wait…does he even KNOW what a PTA meeting IS?